Ketchup, anyone?

"We need Ketchup"

I hope this post doesn't really need an explanation. Because I'm almost positive you can guess who wrote that brilliant note. But for those of you who would like a back story, its not very long. It goes like this:

C arrives home one afternoon. She sets her things down and goes into the kitchen. Whereupon she finds this bottle of ketchup with a note attached. Initially, she thinks fondly of her hubby, silently thanking him for the helpful note and for not putting an empty bottle back in the fridge. However, C's wifely memory is nudging her that there just might be more ketchup in the fridge. Perhaps, her sweet husband just didn't see it. Upon further inspection, her warmth is replaced by scorn and full-blown mockery. She finds not one, not two.....but THREE more ketchup bottles. Three!

M struck out so hard on this one. There aren't many words. Two will suffice. DUMB. ASS.

At least "ketchup"is spelled correctly. But raise you hand if you think he had to double check :)






....Wait. What kind of dumb ass wife keeps buying that much ketchup.....