The Blog

C  has wanted her own reality TV Show for some time now.  Honest to God, I’ve actually heard her say, “I’m think I’m F*%$ing awesome!”  And she was sober. Further more, she thought it would be hysterical to name her own show, Life’s Not Feher.  Obviously, that’s where the name of this blog came from. I must admit, I think its clever.

However, seeing as there's approximately five people who will see and enjoy this, I don’t think MTV or HGTV will be calling anytime soon. So, this blog will have to do.  I mean, M and C are funny; they're just not that funny.

They're also a hot mess. I say that with all the love in my heart, but its true. C rarely showers, there's sandy wet suits drip-drying all over the place, Laundry (with a capital "L" because that's an entire post all on its own, trust me) is done about every eight (?) weeks, and where the dining table should be, twelve surfboards. Twelve. Oh wait, there's also a longboard in the bedroom. 

They don’t have enough space for all their things, we haven't even started on the booze, C has to order M’s schoolbooks for him because he doesn’t know how and I recently found a stack of nicely framed wedding photos. Found is the key word here, because after five years of marriage, the photos are still in hiding...

There's this new generation of Pinterest people popping up. You know, the DIY'ers who like baking and cooking, have cute kids, wear toms and care about things like: records, mason jars and photography.

M and C are not those people. 

However, because I truly do love and appreciate them, I should say something nice now. They have a lot of friends, they really do have some of their shit together and they're heaps of fun.  They are some of the most honest, genuine, good people I know. I'd even trust my kids with them. 

They simply march to the beat of their own drum. Hey, at least it makes for some good stories :)